Let the rusty, cantankerous presence of the ironically-named Optimist Prime remind you to visit this website on a daily basis!
Women will coo over your shoulder with every check of the clock! He's irresistible!
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Here's how it'll look on your lock screen:

And here are the full-sized files, in both original St. Peter's White and Graveyard Black. If you're viewing this in Safari on your device, just tap and hold down on the image. A pop-up will ask you what you'd like to do with it; select "Save Image". It will then appear in your Camera Roll photos, where you can set it as your wallpaper.

*The words look a lot sharper here than they actually do on an iPhone screen.
Halloween edition wallpaper:

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