Oct 2, 2009

VR+ Voice


by Shape Services

 

Category: Social Networking / Productivity
Price: $1.99 / Free

Great artists steal (and sometimes reference)

Cop: Sir, are you alright?

Man: What? Where am I? Whose clothes are these?

Cop: Jesus... what are all those tattoos on your body?!

Man: I don't remember getting these. I don't remember anything!

Cop: Hang on, this one here says you have "ante.... antero...."

Man: Anterograde amnesia?

Cop: That's right! How did you know?

Man: I think I used to be an insurance fraud investigator. There was a man who suffered from it and killed his wife with insulin injections. She wanted to test if his memory was really disappearing every five minutes. That's what anterograde amnesia is... you're unable to form any new memories.

Cop: Wow. That's a really interesting affliction, you could make a movie out of it!

Man: Yes I suppose you could. Hang on, this tattoo across my groin says my wife was murdered in a burglary gone wrong, and I'm on a quest to find her killer and get revenge! Argghh! I wish I had some sort of iPhone application that would allow me to take high-quality voice notes instead of getting all these tattoos!

Cop: Back up there a second. So you say your wife was murdered and your failing memory prevents you from making progress with finding her killer? This is really good stuff! Perhaps it will turn out that you are merely deluding yourself with manufactured memories!

Man: Uh huh. Ideally this iPhone application would best the built-in Voice Memo feature by only recording when it detected sound. Perhaps I should make one... I would name it "Memento".

Cop: Memento! That's a perfect name for my script! Thanks buddy, you've just given me my ticket out of this dead-end job. Thank goodness I have VR+ Voice right here on my iPhone, recording this entire conversation. With the touch of a single button, I can email it to my agent, or share it on Twitter, Facebook, and even MySpace!

Man: Why the hell would you want a MySpa..... ugh... er.... Where am I? Whose clothes are these?

Cop: So long, sucker!

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Positives: Powerful sharing features, records to MP3 at bitrate of your choosing, high fidelity
Unpositives: Decidedly un-Applesque interface
Rating: 5 / 5

Buy VR+ Voice in the iTunes App Store.
Download VR+ Voice Lite for free in the iTunes App Store.

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